Ohh No, now Alonzo

This is what steroids will do to you


The Browns Center position is laughable at this point. Alonzo Ephraim, the latest Center casualty for the Browns, has been suspended for 4 games for violating the leagues substance abuse policy. The list of substances banned by the NFL are roids, ephedrine, crack, boom, crank, weed, heroin, crystal meth, uppers, downers, I think peyote, and anything in Maurice Clarett's car.
The Browns are down to 2 centers: Rex Tucker and Rob Smith. It should be mentioned that Smith is currently injured with a high ankle sprain and is out indefinately. Seriously god, enough is enough. This is gay.