Death to Israel!

"Haha... you think I'm funny muthafucka?"


This is fucking great. Apparently, Maurice Clarett's lawyer is now claiming that Big Mo has ties to the Israeli Mafia. From ESPN:
Maurice Clarett was bankrolled by an alleged member of an Israeli crime organization after leaving Ohio State, ESPN has learned, and Clarett's attorney said Thursday that his client may have been in possession of firearms last week to protect himself against mob activity.
So he ISSSSS fighting crime in the Middle East! We feel that the jokes are plentiful and this is too easy to make an actual funny line about the new situation. With that said, the sitcom that has become Maruice Clarett is getting pretty serious and extremely sad. Get better and no more hatchet's douchebag.

Ohh No, now Alonzo

This is what steroids will do to you


The Browns Center position is laughable at this point. Alonzo Ephraim, the latest Center casualty for the Browns, has been suspended for 4 games for violating the leagues substance abuse policy. The list of substances banned by the NFL are roids, ephedrine, crack, boom, crank, weed, heroin, crystal meth, uppers, downers, I think peyote, and anything in Maurice Clarett's car.
The Browns are down to 2 centers: Rex Tucker and Rob Smith. It should be mentioned that Smith is currently injured with a high ankle sprain and is out indefinately. Seriously god, enough is enough. This is gay.